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Sylvester Stallone Very First Movie Is A Porno

Sylvester Stallone Porno

 

Submitted By Matt Ericson

Yup, you heard it right. Sylvester Stallone did do a pornographic movie. His very first movie. It's called "Party at Kitty and Stud's". The movie was made in 1970 when Stallone was 24 years old., At that time, Stallone was living in Hell's Kitchen, New York City, and working a variety of menial jobs (including cinema usher) while trying to break into the movies. 

At that time, New York City was the hub of U.S. porn film making (before being replaced by San Fernando Valley, California. Stallone admitted to being in the porno in an interview for Playboy magazine. He said that he was paid $200 for two days' work.  Unlike his efforts in later films, Stallone seems to have had no part in directing or producing Party at Kitty and  Stud's.

The following year, Stallone got his break by landing a role in Woody Allen's "Bananas" the following year. 

He appeared in six more films before 1976's Rocky,the role that shot him right to the top.  The canny Sicilian wrote the script for Rocky and sold it for a very low price, on the condition that he star in the movie and receive a share of the profits. Rocky went on to win three Oscars, including best picture.  It made Stallone's movie career.

Cinema Epoch who owns the rights to Party at Kitty and Stud's capitalized on Stallone's new-found fame by re-releasing it under the title The Italian Stallion (presumably a reference to the protagonist's nickname in Rocky).  The credits show that the rights to this porn film are owned by "Stallion Enterprises," so they took this theme all the way.

The re-released version is heavily edited down to show very little of its original hardcore elements.  However, there exists a German version, unedited version where all the acts of penetration, oral sex,  and bathing sex is depicted. The voices have been dubbed in German.

Sly-connoisseurs will note that he has a four-inch scar on his left thigh under his butt.  Far from being a stallion, Sly is actually a man of quite ordinary, even modest, endowment.  His muscular frame, lacking its customary coat of oil, is unimpressive.  Some people claim to see undertones of Rocky in Party at Kitty and Stud's, but I couldn't detect any myself, unless they mean the scene where Sly lightly beats Kitty with his pants belt.  Sly lacks his trademark sneer and talks normally in Party at Kitty and Stud's .

It is not unknown for a porn movie performer to cross over into mainstream cinema.  Traci Lords has now renounced her porn film past, and can be seen in minor roles on television, such as a dental assistant on "Married With Children."

Links - Wikipedia Article (more proof if you don't believe it!)

 

JOKE OF THE MOMENT

Little Johnnie’s mom told him when he started at school never to touch any girls between the legs because "they got teeth down there", and he’d get bitten. Years later after the prom when Johnnies girlfriend was getting angry and putting the hard word on him for some action, Johnnie said "fuck that l aint putting my dick in there it’s got teeth and l’ll get bit!"
She insisted there was no teeth and it was safe so she leaned back and pulled her skirt up a bit so he could have a good look. When Johnnie stood up she said, "well theres no teeth is there?", and Johnnie replied, "well I’m not fucking surprised with the state of those gums!"

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Yes! It's SO BAD..it's good. I just watched it...and a lot of scenes are just HILARIOUS! At some points it has its eerie parts and especially RIDICULOUS ones! it's so funny,it felt like i'm watching 'Scary Movie'.

But,it does have very erotic scenes. I only liked the ones involving Sylvester.  It starts out like a horror film.

the movie,in a nutshell:
-Sylvester Stallone!
-Sensual
-lots of silly weird dancing (hahaha)
-lots of senseless rolling on the floor (funniest!)
-a yoga moment (LOL!)
-eerie narrator
-eerie mysterious woman on the roadside
-'overdone' beating ('scary movie' material)
-the black woman deserves the 'best dancer' award (LOL!)
-lesbians reminds me of mental patients...haha.
 
Party at Kitty and Stud's is incredibly dated filled with 60's hippie slang. At one point Kitty states that Stud is "so far out" and "animalistic."  In one scene Stud tells Kitty to "be careful! You bit me last time."  Kitty replies, "I'll be velvet-mouthed on your shank of love!" and proceeds to give him oral pleasure.  Stallone's best scenes are the ones where he is buck naked which is most of them. 


 

   

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