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Let’s say for the record that pills that claim to enlarge your penis (Enzyte, Longitudes) don’t work. The function of the pills is to draw blood to the penis. So it may be possible that the extra blood might balloon your penis up and tad bigger, but there is no permanent effect when it comes to size. This brings us to the Penis Traction Devices such as the JES Extender and the ProExtender . These devices are the only medically proven way to enlarge a man’s penis other than surgery. The device works by having a silicone noose wrap around the penis on one end and a plastic base on the other at the base of the penis. The key is to pull the penis similar to the way to what those medieval torture devices does to the body.
According to the JES Extender Site:
The Jes Extender has been submitted to serious scientific and medical research in order to prove its efficacy. One of the most important such study has been presented at the International Interdisciplinary Symposium on Genitourinary Reconstructive Surgery in 1998 in Barcelona, Spain. The study was carried out on 18 patients with ages varying from 23 to 47 year old that had normal erectile capacity and who never had penis enlargement surgery. The traction force used was 900 to 1000 grams in the first two weeks and 1000 to 1200 grams in the following weeks. The treatment period was 12 hours daily for seven days every week. The duration of the treatment varied from 8 to 24 weeks.
The results of this study showed that all patients that used the Jes Extender penis enlarger have had penis lengthening of an average 1.9 millimeters every week. The average length increase was 2.8 centimeters (1.1 inches) for the erect penis and 1.9 centimeters (0.75 inch) in the flaccid state. Patients reported an increase of 17 per cent in the length of their penis in the first eight weeks. After 16 weeks, the increase in length was of 23 per cent, while it reached 28 per cent after 20 weeks of treatment. In the 24th week of treatment, the average increase in penis length due to the use of the Jes Extender penis enlarger reached 30 per cent.
The device costs about $300.00 because it is constructed by a special medical plastic that can be safely placed against skin for long periods of time. The device works better than strapping weights to your penis because weights pulls your penis in on direction, so not only your penis gets pulled, but your penis, scrotum, and pelvis gets pulled downward along with it. The penis traction device holds the base of the penis in place, so the pull is centralized just on the penis.
Does this work? Well, yours truly has tried it and will give you the news. My answer is I don’t know. It may work, but I haven’t used it long enough to find out. The problem is that the thing is uncomfortable. Anyone have braces before. You know how it feels when the orthodontist cranks up those braces and tighten them up. You wind up not being able to chew because it hurts when you bite down on something. The discomfort feels the same way. The silicone noose is comfortable, but your dick under constant tension cannot be ignored. I can’t imagine wearing this thing for 12 hours a day. Believe me, I tried to ignore it. I tried watching T.V., playing video games, reading, look at porn, counting sheep. Nothing works. I tried sleeping with it. Won’t work. How the hell can you sleep with that discomfort.
Medical studies show they work, but it’s up to you to see how much will power you have to keep that thing on. In addition, there is a problem is that the device keeps slipping off after maybe 10 minutes, and you have to reset it onto you again, so you can’t just put it on and forget about it.
My solution to penis enlargement is this. Do you know surgical procedure for people who wish to be taller. Doctors would attach probes into their leg bone. The other ends of the probes would be outside their legs where they would be attached to metal braces that pull them apart, so over time those legs bones would get longer as they are getting pulled. The problem is for the penis is that the penis doesn’t have a bone. So the key to implant some sort of artificial bone into the penis that’s connected to the pubic bone. Probes would be connected to the bone and braces would pull them apart over time. Just like the leg procedure, it hurts and there is great discomfort. However, unlike the penis traction devices, there won’t be slippage, and there will be no temptation to remove them no matter how uncomfortable it gets.
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