Hey Stupid, Bookmark This Site Now !
Recent Articles
What women don't want in bed
The Virgin superhero
Chastity belt for men
Oral sex guide
The art of thrusting
Alien sex
Facelift for the vagina
Penis torture device
The lowdown on blue balls
Enter Rant & Rave Message Board
Our Lame Sponsors(We Need These Schmoes To Exist)
*Better sex mall - review of all sex enhancement products
*penis stretching torture device ( you have been warned )
*rent unlimited dvd's for one low price
*ancient horny pills made from the horns of deer
Redmarvel.com
The #1 Source For Sexual Advice, News, and Humor
The Wonderful World of Orgasm
Exclusive
Nude Photo of President Barack Obama's Mother
Click here for Exclusive photo
38 MISTAKES Men Have While Having Sex With Women
1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non essentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. Click Here To Read Full Article.
Why Swallowing Semen Is Good For You
Things you can tell your girlfriend.
Swallowing semen promotes positive health for women. In can prevent serious ailments like ovarian cancer, heart disease, and stroke. Not only that, but the enzyme found in semen is found to be effective in drying out and preventing acne. As the woman swallows the semen, she is encouraged not to swallow everything directly into the mouth, but to smear some of it all over her face to maintain a healthy complexion . Read More
The Official Hitting On Women Guide
Women know that it takes guts to approach them. If a woman cuts you down mercilessly then it’s because there’s something wrong with her and not because there’s something wrong with you. A woman who is rude isn’t worth knowing, so consider yourself lucky that you found out early. Have reasonable expectations of what is going to happen when you’re out on the town. Even if she likes you, she probably isn’t going to go home with you. Consider it a success when you’ve had a reasonable conversational interaction with a woman you’ve never seen in your life before. Consider it a bonus if you get a phone number. Read More
Celebrities Without Makeup
What do stars like Christina Applegate, Cameron Diaz, and Renne Zellweger look like without makeup? Read More
Sylvester Stallone - Porn Star
Yup, you heard it right. Sylvester Stallone did do a pornographic movie. His very first movie. It's called "Party at Kitty and Stud's". The movie was made in 1970 when Stallone was 24 years old. At that time, Stallone was living in Hell's Kitchen, New York City, broke and working a number of jobs while trying to get the big break. Read More
Etiquette Guide for Casual Sex
One Woman's Personal Opinion On Recreational Sex
By Sandy McGregor
Don’t try and have casual, meaningless conversation when we get back to our respective destination. I don’t really care what you do for a living, where you’re from, or your childhood drama. You’re there for one purpose only. Anything I needed to know about you I already found out -primarily from observation. Are you attractive, not wearing pegged jeans or bad shoes. These are the only attributes I’m interested in – so please keep your mouth shut. Read More.
Penetration Not Enough
Only 28 percent of women can have orgasm through penetration.
This reveals that over the past nineteen years the number of women who regularly experience orgasm as the result of vaginal/penile stimulation alone has not changed, 26% versus 28%. Most if not the majority of women, 62%, need direct stimulation of their clitoris if they are to experience orgasm. It is not known whether "other" included other forms of clitoral stimulation so the percentage may be higher. Click here to read more.
The History of Oral Sex : An Academic Study
By Cindy Price
In short, if we are to believe today's sociologists and culture mavens, oral sex has become ordinary. But the increased banality of the blow job is perplexing. When I was a teenager, in the bad-taste, disco-fangled '70s, fellatio was something you graduated into. Rooted in the great American sport of baseball, the sexual metaphors of my generation put fellatio somewhere after home base, way off in the distant plains of the outfield. Read More.
the virgin superhero
It seems like these days in order to be a superhero it means you have to be a virgin or get very little or no sex at all. We explore this superhero phenomenon when being a superhero means not getting laid. The lack of a sex life of such heroes as Superman, Spiderman, and Batman makes us wonder whether being a superhero is akin to joining the priesthood. Click here to read full article.
Chastity Belt For Men
A good chastity belt for men consists of an additional penis tube where the penis is locked and held pointing downwards to the feet, so that the penis is not accessible under any circumstances. This also prevents masturbation. All parts should be made of steel. There can be obtained an additional extension shield, which covers the anus as well, to prevent anal sexual activities. An additional butt plug can also be locked with that shield. This is perfect as an additional punishment, but the wearer cannot defecate with the plug locked in. The standard version is not painful - very slight erections are possible, but they do cause a light pain. Click here to read full article.
The Oral Sex Guide For Men and Women
Don't start by going down on her. Work your way up to it. Exceptions may be if you're in a hurry before your Press Secretary shows up, or other situations where you're expected to act more directly. It's worth observing that "work your way up to it" remains true no matter how many times you've been with that lover. With a long-term lover it may seem like you can get right to the direct stuff, but working your way up still has the same effect of increasing her excitement, with most women. Click here to read full article
The Art of Thrusting
Many men just thrust in and out over and over again, or worse just put it in and pound. While some women like to be pounded on occasion or after they have warmed up with an orgasm or two, the same thing over and over again can get quite boring. Here we will present several thrusting techniques that you can apply to help your sexual partner reach orgasm. You will also learn the techniques that make her beg you for more. Click here to read full article.
Alien Sex
Antonio was ploughing a field on the family farm when the engine of his tractor cut out; at the same time, an object with purple lights descended from the sky. Humanoids in spacesuits emerged from the object and took him into their craft, subjecting him to what seemed like a medical examination. They stripped him, spread a strange liquid over him and took a sample of his blood. He was left alone in a room for what seemed a long time, until a beautiful, fair-haired woman arrived. Click here to read full article.
Facelift for the Vagina
After giving birth vaginally many women feel loose. Whether they truly are loose enough for their partners to notice the difference or not is of no consequence. It is how the woman feels about herself and these feeling can hinder her enjoyment of sexual activities.Since a large part of sex is mental , you can see where a woman's views of herself can pose problems. But there are ways that a woman can put her vaginal areas right back to the ways that they once were. Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery has become the answer. Click here to read full article.
Penis Torture Device
Let's say for the record that pills that claim to enlarge your penis (Enzyte, Longitudes) don't work. The function of the pills is to draw blood to the penis. So it may be possible that the extra blood might balloon your penis up and tad bigger, but there is no permanent effect when it comes to size. This brings us to the Penis Traction Devices such as the JES Extender and the ProExtender. These devices are the only medically proven way to enlarge a man's penis other than surgery. The device works by having a silicone noose wrap around the penis on one end and a plastic base on the other at the base of the penis. The key is to stretch the penis apart similar to the way to what those medieval torture devices does to the body. Click here to read full article.
